Not dead yet
[[Hey guys! This isn’t dead yet. I just haven’t been able to update for a while for a couple reasons
The biggest one is schoolwork. Its kept me too busy to update and plan things
The other one is that I’m still planning stuff! While I have some general character arcs planned out, I’m still fleshing out details such as blood, lususes, trolltags ect. Heck, at this point I’ll take suggestions if you have them.
I’ve gotten some really great comments on this and I love you guys! Sorry for keeping you all waiting and I hope you keep reading!]]
==>Play haunting flute refrain
You attempt to play a haunting flute refrain but only manage a couple of squeaky notes. Also, lighting nearly hits you in the face again. There is now a noticeable burn mark on your respiteblock wall.
You don’t think you’ve told everyone about your recent acquisition. You think you’ll go troll someone now.
==>Play with Troll Power Rangers toys
Toys? You don’t have any toys.
You do have the ARSENAL OF FREEDOM which is your collection of DEADLY TROLL POWER RANGER WEAPONS the most recent of which is your prized GREEN RANGER DRAGON DAGGER. You captchalouge it in your Strife Specibus next to your MAGIC GUNKIND
You’re not sure how any of them work. You’re not sure if they’re even supposed to work. You just kinda assumed that its MAGIC.
==> Play haunting flute refrain
==>Enter name: Linkara
You are now LINKARA. Your respiteblock is littered with various posters and objects pertaining to your INTERESTS. Your primary interest is BOOKS OF STORIES TOLD BY SEQUENTIAL PICTURES particularly ones about UNUSUAL HEROS of which you will be one someday. You also have a strong interest in the show TROLL POWER RANGERS and collect numerous memorabilia from it. You are slightly TROLLNET FAMOUS for a series in which you overanalyze the show. Apparently there are a bunch of other SAD NERDS who like this thing. You also enjoy the occasional FLARP session, especially ones where you get to be the hero.
Your blood color is incredibly rare, and this further convinces you that your destined to become a GREAT HERO someday. It also permits you to enjoy the sunlight unlike your fellow trolls. However, you don’t ever go out enough to take advantage of this.
You like chatting with anyone who will put up with you. Your trolltag is ComicGeek and you have a habit of expressing your emotions in every sentence ^_^.
==>Play with Troll Power Rangers toys
==>Enter name: Reiusu Lovhoug
You seem to have mistaken this guy for his FLARP character who is universally known and unbelievably cool. He gained all the levels. All of them.
There is one difference between this guy and REIUSU LOVHAUG. One crucial difference. Reiusu had a SPACESHIP.
==>Enter name: Linkara
==>Be the other guy
You are now the other guy. The other guy wears a black shirt with a JADE GREEN unbuttoned shirt on top. He also sports a brown BADASS LONGCOAT and a NICE HAT.
==>Enter name Reiusu Lovhaug
ComicGeek (CG) began trolling CausticCritic (CC)
CG: Hey guess what came in today ^_^!
CC: OH ITS YOU
CG: My Green Ranger Dragon dagger ^_^!
CC: THATS GREAT NOW GO AWAY
CG: It works too ^_^! The blade is actually sharp and the flute part plays real notes ^_^!
CC: CLEARLY YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FANBOYING OVER THAT FUCKING SHOW
CG: I got it to shoot real lightning too ^_^! It hit me in the face but it worked ^_^!
CG: Do you know how to play flute ^_^?
CC: WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING SO SISSY? GO ASK CHICK SHE’S ALL OVER THAT GIRLY SHIT
CG: Well thats sexist >| Guys can play flute too you know >|
CC: ITS STILL A SISSY INSTRUMENT
CG: Now that I think about it it sounds more like a trumpet than a flute O_o
CC: SURE HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SISSY FLUTE-NEEDLE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
CG: Its a Green Ranger Dragon Dagger >| ! Oh whatever youll see later tonight >:D
CC: WAIT WHATS LATER TONIGHT?
ComicGeek has ceased trolling Caustic Critic
==>Be the other guy.
==>Passive Aggressive Retaliation
You don’t have enough SUBTLETY for PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RETALIATION. Instead you PESTER your lusus until he sends you to your respiteblock without any DELICIOUS POSTMEAL TREATS.
One of your pals is messaging you.
The battle was fierce and lasted a long time…at least that’s what you tell yourself as you choke down your nutritious vegetation.
In reality your lusus kicked your ass in about 10 seconds.
==>PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RETALIATION
Your lusus is your custodian and has looked after you since you were very young in lieu of any biological parents, whom you never have and will never know. No troll ever knows their parents, and in fact, trolls have no parents. Adult trolls supply genetic material from kismesis and matesprit pairs to a MOTHER GRUB deep underground in the brooding caverns. She then combines all the genetic material into one mixture and lays the eggs.
The eggs hatch into larval trolls which wriggle about until they pupate. Afterwards, the young troll with must survive a series of dangerous trials. If they do, they are chosen by a member of the diverse subterranean monster population native which becomes the troll’s lusus, and together they surface and choose a location to build a hive. The hive is designed by the young troll and built by CARPENTER DROIDS.
Most adult trolls are off-planet engaged in intergalactic conquest. The homeworld is largely run by the young trolls and their lususes.
Your lusus is a good deal taller than you and has a dinosaur like head. He wears a black hat, which contrasts with his white body. You think this is stupid and have named him ROB because Rob seemed like a suitably stupid name.
If this was Earth, and you were both humans and related, you would probably consider Rob to be your OLDER BROTHER. However, Earth still doesn’t exist yet, and trolls have no concept of such things and even if they did, they’d think they were stupid.
Rob is current roaring at you to stop shooting up your respiteblock and to eat your VEGETATION he harvested for you.